Story time

Today’s been . . . great. Here’s a very short story about my very long day.

If I had to place it in a genre, it would have to be ‘horror.’

It is entitled, “The Poop That No Diaper Could Contain.”

Actually, having said that, I think the story kind of tells itself. Except for a few details: it happened twice—today. The poop was white (TMI, I know, but I was more than a little freaked out at my son’s bizarre albino stool). In fact, I mistook some ‘escapees’ for pieces of bread. (Then I cleaned them up.)

Okay, this really isn’t that kind of blog.

But I do have to add one more detail. Hayden was sick over the weekend and I thought we’d gotten past that, but he’s been whiny and clingy and completely off solid food all week.

I was wrong. After the poops, there was the pukes.

Okay, I promise that’s it. I may come back tomorrow and decide this post is just too gross to keep and delete it.

If I get a minute tomorrow, that is.

Oh, I’m sure you’re wondering about our ant friends. Bay leaves didn’t work. 🙁